dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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