I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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