therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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