I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
