so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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