you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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