I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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