Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
fuck your aforementioned shoe
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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