I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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