did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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