How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Enjoy the penises
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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