I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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