we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
