Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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