No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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