So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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