"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
