You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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