do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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