It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
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go home
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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