I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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