Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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