Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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