I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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