Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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