gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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