Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
