U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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