Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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