Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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