love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
