i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
