Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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You. Win. At. Life.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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