What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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