If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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