I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
3pm strippers are depressing
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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