how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
