quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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