he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Where is the hickey?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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