Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You took a bar mat shot.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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