Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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