I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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