I only kidnapped one of them. chill
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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