Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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