the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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