How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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