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(805): View more from California

Soap is not a condiment

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(718): View more from New York

We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun

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(+61): View more from Australia

i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be

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(718): View more from New York

he told me my vagina needed a tic tac

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(347): View more from New York

i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours

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(909): View more from California

Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash

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(707): View more from California

I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery

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