As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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