I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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