just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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